Sunday, 20 January 2008

Insert witty post title here.

Well, I have been unable to come up with any good ideas on what to write about so... No post this evening a random post which will most likely have nothing to do with WoW, but will sport a better length, use of paragraphs and pictures. Why? Because I can and because I have soup.

Which brings me to this: do *you* have soup? Probably not. Using probabilities derived from top secret and classified files I have concluded that you most likely will not have soup. Which means that I have soup and you don't. To support this theory, I have a very professional looking diagram, stating that I have soup and you have none (see right). My amount of soup molecules will most likely be over 9000, which means that IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!1!1 (that was a random meme, not my typing style.)

But it's okay. You might have something else than soup. You could have cookies. Which is the same, only crunchier and less liquid. Or pie, which is just as delicious. But not cake, because the cake is a lie. Yes, the cake is a LIE.

Lie:
1.a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2.something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture: His flashy car was a lie that deceived no one.
3.an inaccurate or false statement.
4.the charge or accusation of lying: He flung the lie back at his accusers.
–verb (used without object)
5.to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
6.to express what is false; convey a false impression.
–verb (used with object)
7.to bring about or affect by lying (often used reflexively): to lie oneself out of a difficulty; accustomed to lying his way out of difficulties.

Which incited a flame war. Poor guy. He can't help it that he play(s/ed) Runescape. You should help him get past those days and resolve the traumas he got from it. And a few moments later the only good gold selling macro came by:

The next lines of text consisted of players cheering to the gold seller. This shows that if you want to be loved, don't sum up what you are good at or can do, but be funny.

3 comments:

Cryon said...

So, uhm, yeah... I was bored.

Quincey said...

lol a great post ;_;

gamedame said...

Love your chart. You are obviously a fan of Demitri Martin, no?